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IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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Yeah, you're not a troll. And I'm not gonna lie, I feel kind of bad trying to get you to adapt to my culture's relationship when I know I can't adapt to yours. But I'm not going to pull that "I'm going to break up with you for your own good" shit. If it really ends up being for your own good, I'm trusting you to take care of yourself and do it, okay?

But unless that happens, I want to be with you. In a real relationship.

[she smiles a liiiittle]

... Sooooo. Does that mean I can tell you my good news? I've reeeeeeeeally wanted to, but I've been waiting until we talked more about this stuff.

Alright. I promise, I'll do it. So long as you do too. We can have a little pact, alright?

[Though he is a little curious as to what the big news is.] Oh, yeah? Lets hear it!

All right, deal.

... I got a matesprit. That's the romance that's most like human romance.

[Well okay. That's big news.]

Oh! Huh...that's cool...do I know them? [He'll just settle in and grin, interested.]

You knew him before I did. It's a really recent thing, and it was really sudden, too-- we made out like an hour after I met him, and then we started dating the day after.

His name's Zell. He said you helped him with traps once.

[Oh my god Vriska, he's trying to be all happy for you but why does it always start with the making out?]

So you've only known him for just a little? [Maybe overly cautious even if he's met the guy before.] We talked like once...he seems nice, but you sure he's not an asshole?

[because hormones, Hanna]

He's not! He even tries to be all gentlemanly and shit.

[Hanna wishes his hormones got him that much action when he was her age.]

Okay, okay. Well still, you be careful alright? I'm happy for you, but try and pace yourself alright?

[He'll give her an encouraging smile though, raising an eyebrow at her.] So. Do you think he's super attractive?

Hanna, I started dating the guy after knowing him for a day-- I think it's kind of too late to pace myself!

But hell yeah, he's reeeeeeeeally hot. Have you seen him? I know he's too young for you and everything, but just pretend you're fifteen for a second. Super sexy.

[He snorts, giving her a playful shove.] Well someone is shameless.

But I guess I can agree with you. He kind of looks like Demyx and I dated the guy, so. Can't say he isn't.

[she shoves back]

I call it like I see it!

And Demyx is definitely not bad-looking. I can definitely see why you went for him.

Lea's better though. Sorry there isn't a mini version of him.

[He wraps his arms around her shoulders, kissing her cheek.] We shall mourn the fact that you can't have a man as smoking hot as Lea.....such a sad, sad day.

Yeah, right! Lea's good-looking, but Zell is hotter.

[she's taking advantage of that sideways hug though, cuddling against his side]

Maybe we should ask Lea what he thinks? I'm positive he'd agree with me.

I don't know, he's a little bit biased.

Well too bad. We all are.

Bluh bluh.

[she grabs his hand and kisses it]

You know what?

I love you.

Love you too, silly goose.

I miss our room. Dumb, right? It's just a room, but it'll be nice when we go back.

Naw...a room is something you know, associate with home. I don't think it's weird or dumb.

Maybe it feels weird because I wasn't that attached to my hive on Alternia. But I'd rather be with you anywhere than alone in our room, so I guess I'm not too attached.

[paaaaaaause]

Speaking of rooms. Sometimes, like every once in a while, I might be spending the night at Zell's. Okay?

[Hanna is just going to stare at her for a moment and swallow. They've already had this conversation about 'she is not his daughter' but...a good friend would tell her that at her age, kanoodling isn't appropriate either...right?]

Uh...you're not going to be like...getting it on or anything right? How old is this guy again? [Remind him, please, Vriska.]

We have not had sex! ... He's seventeen. Just turned seventeen.

Okay, good. I was just checking. Cause that's definitely not something seventeen year olds should be doing.

Heyyyy, wait, that's not fair. I don't want to wait until I'm seventeen! Maybe like sixteen, tops.

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