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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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Hanna, I started dating the guy after knowing him for a day-- I think it's kind of too late to pace myself!

But hell yeah, he's reeeeeeeeally hot. Have you seen him? I know he's too young for you and everything, but just pretend you're fifteen for a second. Super sexy.

[He snorts, giving her a playful shove.] Well someone is shameless.

But I guess I can agree with you. He kind of looks like Demyx and I dated the guy, so. Can't say he isn't.

[she shoves back]

I call it like I see it!

And Demyx is definitely not bad-looking. I can definitely see why you went for him.

Lea's better though. Sorry there isn't a mini version of him.

[He wraps his arms around her shoulders, kissing her cheek.] We shall mourn the fact that you can't have a man as smoking hot as Lea.....such a sad, sad day.

Yeah, right! Lea's good-looking, but Zell is hotter.

[she's taking advantage of that sideways hug though, cuddling against his side]

Maybe we should ask Lea what he thinks? I'm positive he'd agree with me.

I don't know, he's a little bit biased.

Well too bad. We all are.

Bluh bluh.

[she grabs his hand and kisses it]

You know what?

I love you.

Love you too, silly goose.

I miss our room. Dumb, right? It's just a room, but it'll be nice when we go back.

Naw...a room is something you know, associate with home. I don't think it's weird or dumb.

Maybe it feels weird because I wasn't that attached to my hive on Alternia. But I'd rather be with you anywhere than alone in our room, so I guess I'm not too attached.

[paaaaaaause]

Speaking of rooms. Sometimes, like every once in a while, I might be spending the night at Zell's. Okay?

[Hanna is just going to stare at her for a moment and swallow. They've already had this conversation about 'she is not his daughter' but...a good friend would tell her that at her age, kanoodling isn't appropriate either...right?]

Uh...you're not going to be like...getting it on or anything right? How old is this guy again? [Remind him, please, Vriska.]

We have not had sex! ... He's seventeen. Just turned seventeen.

Okay, good. I was just checking. Cause that's definitely not something seventeen year olds should be doing.

Heyyyy, wait, that's not fair. I don't want to wait until I'm seventeen! Maybe like sixteen, tops.

Have you ever heard the phrase, "take time to be a kid"?

I'm fifteen and I spent my whole childhood fighting to stay alive and feeding other kids to a giant spider. I think the hoofbeasts have left the stable on that one.

... And anyway, if I did it, it doesn't mean I'd have to stop doing kid stuff.

The hell is a hoofbeast anyways?

[But, Vriska...you're going to ruin his plan at keeping you a 'wholesome' kid with his family values.]

I guess, I'm just...don't be in a rush for it, seriously. Everyone takes it differently and sometimes it's a huge issue, so. that's all I'm saying. And I suppose I have no right to tell you what you should and shouldn't do in the bedroom, but really. There isn't any rush to give that away, alright...? [Awkward talk is awkward.]

I won't rush! But when I end up wanting to I don't to wait around until I hit a certain age. You know?

... Man. I kind of miss when you saw me as a mix of all those different things. What was it you used to say? I'm like your daughter and your sister and your mom and your best friend all in one. Now it's like you think I'm just your daughter. A little kid.

I guess, I just...it's just something my parents taught me was important...i've got my own values, other people have theirs. I mean, hell. I didn't have sex until I was like twenty-five. [Which he turned last November. Obviously he was in no rush.]

And I still think of you as all those things, but...we just talk about certain things that make the daughter part stand out more, I suppose.

Bluh bluh.

[she smiles a little]

Maybe this is one of my values.

But now you've heard my stuff, so come on; tell me what's going on with you. Good and bad.

[Hanna's just going to stare at her for a moment.]

I'm kind of missing Lea. Since i've been here I haven't gotten laid at all, which okay, that kind of sucks. Just thought you should know since, well. That is so not something you'd tell your daughter.

[she laughs]

Yeah, okay. Thanks for thinking about that!

... But seriously, how are you doing? I know the Pitch stuff is really getting to you.

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