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IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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[Well okay. That's big news.]

Oh! Huh...that's cool...do I know them? [He'll just settle in and grin, interested.]

You knew him before I did. It's a really recent thing, and it was really sudden, too-- we made out like an hour after I met him, and then we started dating the day after.

His name's Zell. He said you helped him with traps once.

[Oh my god Vriska, he's trying to be all happy for you but why does it always start with the making out?]

So you've only known him for just a little? [Maybe overly cautious even if he's met the guy before.] We talked like once...he seems nice, but you sure he's not an asshole?

[because hormones, Hanna]

He's not! He even tries to be all gentlemanly and shit.

[Hanna wishes his hormones got him that much action when he was her age.]

Okay, okay. Well still, you be careful alright? I'm happy for you, but try and pace yourself alright?

[He'll give her an encouraging smile though, raising an eyebrow at her.] So. Do you think he's super attractive?

Hanna, I started dating the guy after knowing him for a day-- I think it's kind of too late to pace myself!

But hell yeah, he's reeeeeeeeally hot. Have you seen him? I know he's too young for you and everything, but just pretend you're fifteen for a second. Super sexy.

[He snorts, giving her a playful shove.] Well someone is shameless.

But I guess I can agree with you. He kind of looks like Demyx and I dated the guy, so. Can't say he isn't.

[she shoves back]

I call it like I see it!

And Demyx is definitely not bad-looking. I can definitely see why you went for him.

Lea's better though. Sorry there isn't a mini version of him.

[He wraps his arms around her shoulders, kissing her cheek.] We shall mourn the fact that you can't have a man as smoking hot as Lea.....such a sad, sad day.

Yeah, right! Lea's good-looking, but Zell is hotter.

[she's taking advantage of that sideways hug though, cuddling against his side]

Maybe we should ask Lea what he thinks? I'm positive he'd agree with me.

I don't know, he's a little bit biased.

Well too bad. We all are.

Bluh bluh.

[she grabs his hand and kisses it]

You know what?

I love you.

Love you too, silly goose.

I miss our room. Dumb, right? It's just a room, but it'll be nice when we go back.

Naw...a room is something you know, associate with home. I don't think it's weird or dumb.

Maybe it feels weird because I wasn't that attached to my hive on Alternia. But I'd rather be with you anywhere than alone in our room, so I guess I'm not too attached.

[paaaaaaause]

Speaking of rooms. Sometimes, like every once in a while, I might be spending the night at Zell's. Okay?

[Hanna is just going to stare at her for a moment and swallow. They've already had this conversation about 'she is not his daughter' but...a good friend would tell her that at her age, kanoodling isn't appropriate either...right?]

Uh...you're not going to be like...getting it on or anything right? How old is this guy again? [Remind him, please, Vriska.]

We have not had sex! ... He's seventeen. Just turned seventeen.

Okay, good. I was just checking. Cause that's definitely not something seventeen year olds should be doing.

Heyyyy, wait, that's not fair. I don't want to wait until I'm seventeen! Maybe like sixteen, tops.

Have you ever heard the phrase, "take time to be a kid"?

I'm fifteen and I spent my whole childhood fighting to stay alive and feeding other kids to a giant spider. I think the hoofbeasts have left the stable on that one.

... And anyway, if I did it, it doesn't mean I'd have to stop doing kid stuff.

The hell is a hoofbeast anyways?

[But, Vriska...you're going to ruin his plan at keeping you a 'wholesome' kid with his family values.]

I guess, I'm just...don't be in a rush for it, seriously. Everyone takes it differently and sometimes it's a huge issue, so. that's all I'm saying. And I suppose I have no right to tell you what you should and shouldn't do in the bedroom, but really. There isn't any rush to give that away, alright...? [Awkward talk is awkward.]

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