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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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You knew him before I did. It's a really recent thing, and it was really sudden, too-- we made out like an hour after I met him, and then we started dating the day after.

His name's Zell. He said you helped him with traps once.

[Oh my god Vriska, he's trying to be all happy for you but why does it always start with the making out?]

So you've only known him for just a little? [Maybe overly cautious even if he's met the guy before.] We talked like once...he seems nice, but you sure he's not an asshole?

[because hormones, Hanna]

He's not! He even tries to be all gentlemanly and shit.

[Hanna wishes his hormones got him that much action when he was her age.]

Okay, okay. Well still, you be careful alright? I'm happy for you, but try and pace yourself alright?

[He'll give her an encouraging smile though, raising an eyebrow at her.] So. Do you think he's super attractive?

Hanna, I started dating the guy after knowing him for a day-- I think it's kind of too late to pace myself!

But hell yeah, he's reeeeeeeeally hot. Have you seen him? I know he's too young for you and everything, but just pretend you're fifteen for a second. Super sexy.

[He snorts, giving her a playful shove.] Well someone is shameless.

But I guess I can agree with you. He kind of looks like Demyx and I dated the guy, so. Can't say he isn't.

[she shoves back]

I call it like I see it!

And Demyx is definitely not bad-looking. I can definitely see why you went for him.

Lea's better though. Sorry there isn't a mini version of him.

[He wraps his arms around her shoulders, kissing her cheek.] We shall mourn the fact that you can't have a man as smoking hot as Lea.....such a sad, sad day.

Yeah, right! Lea's good-looking, but Zell is hotter.

[she's taking advantage of that sideways hug though, cuddling against his side]

Maybe we should ask Lea what he thinks? I'm positive he'd agree with me.

I don't know, he's a little bit biased.

Well too bad. We all are.

Bluh bluh.

[she grabs his hand and kisses it]

You know what?

I love you.

Love you too, silly goose.

I miss our room. Dumb, right? It's just a room, but it'll be nice when we go back.

Naw...a room is something you know, associate with home. I don't think it's weird or dumb.

Maybe it feels weird because I wasn't that attached to my hive on Alternia. But I'd rather be with you anywhere than alone in our room, so I guess I'm not too attached.

[paaaaaaause]

Speaking of rooms. Sometimes, like every once in a while, I might be spending the night at Zell's. Okay?

[Hanna is just going to stare at her for a moment and swallow. They've already had this conversation about 'she is not his daughter' but...a good friend would tell her that at her age, kanoodling isn't appropriate either...right?]

Uh...you're not going to be like...getting it on or anything right? How old is this guy again? [Remind him, please, Vriska.]

We have not had sex! ... He's seventeen. Just turned seventeen.

Okay, good. I was just checking. Cause that's definitely not something seventeen year olds should be doing.

Heyyyy, wait, that's not fair. I don't want to wait until I'm seventeen! Maybe like sixteen, tops.

Have you ever heard the phrase, "take time to be a kid"?

I'm fifteen and I spent my whole childhood fighting to stay alive and feeding other kids to a giant spider. I think the hoofbeasts have left the stable on that one.

... And anyway, if I did it, it doesn't mean I'd have to stop doing kid stuff.

The hell is a hoofbeast anyways?

[But, Vriska...you're going to ruin his plan at keeping you a 'wholesome' kid with his family values.]

I guess, I'm just...don't be in a rush for it, seriously. Everyone takes it differently and sometimes it's a huge issue, so. that's all I'm saying. And I suppose I have no right to tell you what you should and shouldn't do in the bedroom, but really. There isn't any rush to give that away, alright...? [Awkward talk is awkward.]

I won't rush! But when I end up wanting to I don't to wait around until I hit a certain age. You know?

... Man. I kind of miss when you saw me as a mix of all those different things. What was it you used to say? I'm like your daughter and your sister and your mom and your best friend all in one. Now it's like you think I'm just your daughter. A little kid.

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