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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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Yeah well they're both cynics. Either that or they watch too much television. My job is to help and relocate paranormals so they are happy and not bothering anyone.

And your place is right, safe with me okay? If we do get to go to my home world, nothing is going to happen to you. I will make sure no one takes you away.

Dean hunts people like me, and he says it doesn't matter if they're good or not. And Pitch is like a billion years old. I believe you, but I believe them, too.

Would you really be able to be happy, living in a not-sunny place and having to worry about me and look over your shoulder all the time?

I wonder how he sleeps at night. [That can't be good for his conscience.]

But anyways, that's basically how I lived at home anyways. We would just have to get a different apartment that's all. Might work out better that way even. I'm pretty chill about that stuff anyways, just having friends that actually like me is what really makes me happy.

Which one?

So I won't ruin your life?

Dean. [He csnt just sit there and lump everyone together.]

But no, not at all. I mean if we don't move I don't have to leave Worth, Lamont and Conrad behind either. Even if maybe I wouldn't mind leaving Worth behind sometimes, but. I grew up there. It doesn't bother me to stay.

Yeah, he's a dick. But what else is new; a lot of people here are dicks.

If you're really, really sure, then there's nothing that can stop me from getting there with you.

We would just, definitely have to find a new apartment.

You're the greatest person in the world, Hanna. You know that?

[He shrugs. He still might not believe it, but its easier to think it might be a little true when she says it.] Naw, I just try and make you happy. Thats all.

Most people wouldn't go as far as you do.

Just don't try so hard you forget to make yourself happy.

Making you happy and making myself happy is usually the same thing. Usually.

It's the same with me.

... Do me a favor, though. Don't go yell at Dean or Pitch.

I'm not going to go after them, but just don't listen to that crap. They're not from my world, so they don't know what they're talking about.

I don't think it's total crap. I'd rather be overprepared than underprepared.

I'm more worried about Dean than Pitch. He's not too terrible a guy, I guess, but if he gets it into his head to try to hunt people here, I think I'll be on his list.

There isn't much point in hunting people down here anyways since they'll just come back anyways...

[He can't see why, from his stand point he'd want to try...it would be pointless.]

Oh, he knows! He said if I were a demon he'd just kill me every time I came back.

I don't think he's going to do that now, but I'm going to be on guard. Just in case.

[Woah, seriously?] What an asshole. Geez. Even if they're minding their own beeswax?

I guess. But it kind of seems like he thinks that it's impossible for non-humans-- moooooooonsters-- to not be threats! Talk about closed-minded, right? I mean, I'm pretty sure Lorne would have to be affected by some kind of mind-control event to even think about killing anyone, and he has horns and green skin.

But still...not all monsters are dangerous. Like paranormals are different. Its retarded.

Do you think of me as a monster?

Don't just say what you think I want to hear; I won't be offended. I know you love me.

Well monster is kind of offensive. I mean, someone I would think of as a monster is like...Some dude who goes around punching pregnant ladies or something. Definitely not you. You're an alien from a different planet, not the same thing.

Why bring it up, did someone call you that?

Well, he did. Basically. And you know, I kind of am one a little bit.

No you're not. You're a troll. There is a difference. And you're intelligent. Usually monsters can't think rationally.

I guess.

... Thanks, Hanna.

Want to draw stupid pictures of people who called you a monster? [Stupid and silly usually helps, right?] I think I've got some crayons hanging around.

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