IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

Comments

[audio]

[dicey]

Oh, he knows! He said if I were a demon he'd just kill me every time I came back.

I don't think he's going to do that now, but I'm going to be on guard. Just in case.

Re: [audio]

[falkeditupagain]

[Woah, seriously?] What an asshole. Geez. Even if they're minding their own beeswax?

[audio]

[dicey]

I guess. But it kind of seems like he thinks that it's impossible for non-humans-- moooooooonsters-- to not be threats! Talk about closed-minded, right? I mean, I'm pretty sure Lorne would have to be affected by some kind of mind-control event to even think about killing anyone, and he has horns and green skin.

: [audio]

[falkeditupagain]

But still...not all monsters are dangerous. Like paranormals are different. Its retarded.

[audio]

[dicey]

Do you think of me as a monster?

Don't just say what you think I want to hear; I won't be offended. I know you love me.

Re: [audio]

[falkeditupagain]

Well monster is kind of offensive. I mean, someone I would think of as a monster is like...Some dude who goes around punching pregnant ladies or something. Definitely not you. You're an alien from a different planet, not the same thing.

Why bring it up, did someone call you that?

[audio]

[dicey]

Well, he did. Basically. And you know, I kind of am one a little bit.

[audio]

[falkeditupagain]

No you're not. You're a troll. There is a difference. And you're intelligent. Usually monsters can't think rationally.

[audio]

[dicey]

I guess.

... Thanks, Hanna.

[audio]

[falkeditupagain]

Want to draw stupid pictures of people who called you a monster? [Stupid and silly usually helps, right?] I think I've got some crayons hanging around.

[audio]

[dicey]

Do you want to draw stupid pictures of people who called me a monster?

[audio]

[falkeditupagain]

I dunno. Sounds fun. We could give them really big butts and a stupid hat.

[audio]

[dicey]

Ha! Okay, let's do it.

[audio]

[falkeditupagain]

[It's good that he's gotten her to laugh, because that was the whole point.]

Where are you? We can start now!

[audio]

[dicey]

The porch. Meet in our room?

[audio]

[falkeditupagain]

Sure. Let me just get the crayons and paper.

[audio --> action?]

[dicey]

Okay.

[she'll be in there when he comes, lying on the floor]

[action]

[falkeditupagain]

[Hanna comes not to much later with crayons and two pieces of paper. It's been scarce lately so he's been having to recycle cranes, unfolding and refolding them. But...angry doodle cranes are cooler than normal cranes, right?]

Alright, let's get with the stupid face drawing!

[action]

[dicey]

I'm going to draw something for you first. Any requests? Who are you pissed at the most right now?

[action]

[falkeditupagain]

Pissed off at? I dunno... [Himself?] How about you draw stupid fluffy pictures of Conrad instead. I'm not really mad at any one.

[action]

[dicey]

[she tugs him down, then kisses his cheek]

[you're adorable, Hanna]

I can do that.

[action]

[falkeditupagain]

Awesome. Give him a fluffy butt.

[He sits down next to her and starts on his own paper. Dean...he had only seen him once, but to make a stupid drawing of someone, you didn't need much. A silly face and a big butt, yup. There, a masterpiece.]

[action]

[dicey]

[she peeks at his, and laughs]

Is that Dean?

[action]

[falkeditupagain]

[Hanna is drawing him with a fart cloud behind him. Obviously the most classy.]

Of course!

[action]

[dicey]

Awww! It's so realistic.

[and she's drawing your Conrad now, Hanna]