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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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Yeah, he's a dick. But what else is new; a lot of people here are dicks.

If you're really, really sure, then there's nothing that can stop me from getting there with you.

We would just, definitely have to find a new apartment.

You're the greatest person in the world, Hanna. You know that?

[He shrugs. He still might not believe it, but its easier to think it might be a little true when she says it.] Naw, I just try and make you happy. Thats all.

Most people wouldn't go as far as you do.

Just don't try so hard you forget to make yourself happy.

Making you happy and making myself happy is usually the same thing. Usually.

It's the same with me.

... Do me a favor, though. Don't go yell at Dean or Pitch.

I'm not going to go after them, but just don't listen to that crap. They're not from my world, so they don't know what they're talking about.

I don't think it's total crap. I'd rather be overprepared than underprepared.

I'm more worried about Dean than Pitch. He's not too terrible a guy, I guess, but if he gets it into his head to try to hunt people here, I think I'll be on his list.

There isn't much point in hunting people down here anyways since they'll just come back anyways...

[He can't see why, from his stand point he'd want to try...it would be pointless.]

Oh, he knows! He said if I were a demon he'd just kill me every time I came back.

I don't think he's going to do that now, but I'm going to be on guard. Just in case.

[Woah, seriously?] What an asshole. Geez. Even if they're minding their own beeswax?

I guess. But it kind of seems like he thinks that it's impossible for non-humans-- moooooooonsters-- to not be threats! Talk about closed-minded, right? I mean, I'm pretty sure Lorne would have to be affected by some kind of mind-control event to even think about killing anyone, and he has horns and green skin.

But still...not all monsters are dangerous. Like paranormals are different. Its retarded.

Do you think of me as a monster?

Don't just say what you think I want to hear; I won't be offended. I know you love me.

Well monster is kind of offensive. I mean, someone I would think of as a monster is like...Some dude who goes around punching pregnant ladies or something. Definitely not you. You're an alien from a different planet, not the same thing.

Why bring it up, did someone call you that?

Well, he did. Basically. And you know, I kind of am one a little bit.

No you're not. You're a troll. There is a difference. And you're intelligent. Usually monsters can't think rationally.

I guess.

... Thanks, Hanna.

Want to draw stupid pictures of people who called you a monster? [Stupid and silly usually helps, right?] I think I've got some crayons hanging around.

Do you want to draw stupid pictures of people who called me a monster?

I dunno. Sounds fun. We could give them really big butts and a stupid hat.

Ha! Okay, let's do it.

[It's good that he's gotten her to laugh, because that was the whole point.]

Where are you? We can start now!

The porch. Meet in our room?

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