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Maybe she would listen if a human explained this shit. I don't really get it enough to explain it; maybe that's why everything got so screwed up.

Perhaps...do you um..do you want me to talk to her then?

That wouldn't be weird, would it?

No...I mean, part of my job as an investigator was negotiations, so...I don't mind. And you're a friend.

Just, I'm not always the best about being um...concise Is all.

You're probably better than me.

I guess I didn't handle it like most humans would have. I got pissed and... uh.

Told her she probably only hung around me on Alternia because she wanted to get in my pants.

Dumb, I know!

[Hanna's hand paused in its combing, staring down at her a moment before hiding a grin.]

Okay, Okay. Um. Now that we've learned what not to say, I think my assistance is like, required, not just needed. I'll help you with it, don't worry.

[she rests her cheek against his arm]

Man. You are, like, the most perfect person ever. Seriously, how are you even real?

Hey now, no need to try and boost my ego, I already said I'd help.

I'm not perfect, even if I like to think I am sometimes.

I'm not bullshitting you! You're just the best person I know.

You need to meet more people then, silly. [He ruffles her hair.]

I mean, I don't do bad stuff, I'm just...You could find better people without looking too hard.

Doubt it. You're just being modest.

Naw. Just wait, you'll find some one far more cool to replace me, in the near future.

[The sad thing is he kind of actually believes it. But, enough of that sad, he gives her another squeeze before letting her go.]

You feeling a little better now? Since I'm going to help you solve all your problems?

Yeah. Thanks.

[LITTLE GRIN OKAY]

So do you seriously think that?

[That kind of catches him by surprise. Oh hey, little white lie time.]

What? No...of course not.

Reeeeeeeeally? Because it kind of sounded like you did!

Well...maybe a little...Anyways, you wanna tell me about this kanaya chick?

... You're really clueless, you know that?

W-what? No I'm not...

Yeah, you are!

... I could tell you something that might make you feel better. I guess.

Oh? [Now he's interested.]

You know that other person I was talking about? The one who I really, really like in that special moirail way that... I don't know, people say it sounds like normal human friendship, but it kind of reminds me more of the way people talk about families and shit like that?

[Have a really stupid nod, Vriska. He's not getting where you're going with this.]

[DEADEST OF DEADPANS]

I was talking about you, dumbass.

[that also means that when she asked for advice about it before she was... asking Hanna for advice about himself... quality strategy right there!!!!!!!!]

Woah Really? I...I'm totally flattered! [And maybe a little embarrassed that he hadn't gotten it earlier.]

You can be like...my little sister, It'll be awesome.

You don't think I'm a loser?

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[action] Vriska, Hanna's heart is like, CRYING MAN

[action] THIS THREAD IS GIVING ME CAVITIES

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[action] He looooves you Vriska bb

[action] best big brother ever

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