IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

Comments

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[dicey]

Maybe.

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[falkeditupagain]

Its okay. I'll help you.

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[dicey]

[Vriska might not be the most affectionate person in the world, but she still leans forward and hugs him again]

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[falkeditupagain]

[And Hanna will hold her always. You ever need hugs? just come to him and he'll supply them.]

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[dicey]

... I seriously meant what I said about you being weirdly perfect.

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[falkeditupagain]

You're sweet, really. [He still doesn't believe it though, even if that earns her an extra squeeze.]

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[dicey]

Am not!

I'm going to be really pissed at myself if I start being a bitch to you, though. I can be pretty bad at not being an asshole sometimes.

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[falkeditupagain]

Its okay. I'll just poke you in the nose or something if you start.

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[dicey]

You can even punch me if you want!

... You really think I'm like. Capable of being sweet?

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[falkeditupagain]

Naw. Unless you really pissed me off? The poking your nose thing will do. [But have fun trying to piss him off. It takes a bit.]

And yeah. Of course! Why wouldn't you be capable of it?

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[dicey]

Because I'm a troll!

... Man. I feel like I should be feeling insulted because good trolls aren't sweet, but I'm not! I guess I just don't care so much about being the best troll ever anymore.

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[falkeditupagain]

You're allowed to hit me for being cheesy, but I think you're already the best troll.

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[dicey]

[ELBOWS HIM IN THE SIDE]

[but it's an affectionate elbow]

That's not what I meant! The best trolls are the ones that are the most bloodthirsty and vicious. When I was little I was always really concerned with that.

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[falkeditupagain]

[That's okay. He's just going to give you a bear hug in return.]

Well, being here, that's kind of made you think about life in the long run right?

I mean, the only thing that'll bring you is a short life. Seeing as there is always someone stronger, right? I think that a longer life with friends is more glamorous than being the best and being alone, personally.

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[dicey]

That's why I wanted to be the strongest, too! And trolls are different. We don't ignore people who are assholes.

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[dicey]

Humans, on the other hand, must need hugs like they need food!

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[falkeditupagain]

Actually its like, proven that people need physical contact or they go batshit.

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[dicey]

Oh.

Really?

You must be the opposite of batshit, then!

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[falkeditupagain]

Yeah, like sunlight. I think I read somewhere that if you don't get a lot of it you get all suicidal since the sunlight has a vitamin or something in it...which is kind of weird.

But I like to think i'm not crazy, so. Hopefully.

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[dicey]

Yeah, that's totally different from us. I never got hugs or sunlight!

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[falkeditupagain]

Weird.

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[dicey]

Yeah. I guess it would be for you.

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[falkeditupagain]

Yeah....

So what do you guys need to survive?

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[dicey]

Food. Water. Stuff like that.

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[falkeditupagain]

The basics then.

Well. In food there are all those vitamins and stuff. so.