IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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[dicey]

Good. You guys are easier to be "chummy" with for a lot of reasons.

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[falkeditupagain]

That's cause we don't have cultural things about having one friend. We kind of get all buddy buddy with everyone.

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[dicey]

It's mostly that I don't have to prove stuff to you guys! With trolls you always have to keep your guard up.

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[falkeditupagain]

That is kind of shitty. You should haven't to keep up appearances with friends.

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[dicey]

That's just the way we are.

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[falkeditupagain]

That's kind of dumb, no offense.

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[dicey]

That's because you're human. You're not from a violent race where trusting too many people is a bad idea.

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[falkeditupagain]

Actually...that's not true. Depending on who you are or where you're from, it can be very dangerous to trust people.

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[dicey]

Yeah, exactly. And even if some of the trolls here aren't that dangerous to me, it's still... habit, I guess? I don't know. It's the same reason why it's harder not being a bitch to them than it is with most other people.

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[falkeditupagain]

Yeah, I get it.

Though maybe its about time you start letting your guard down? If anyone tries to hurt them I can fuck them up something fierce, yanno? We can all try and get along, with that underlying thread of a little violence of they don't play nice.

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[dicey]

That's kind of what I'm trying now! ... Usually. Sometimes.

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[falkeditupagain]

Its okay, Practice makes perfect, yanno?

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[dicey]

Maybe.

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[falkeditupagain]

Its okay. I'll help you.

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[dicey]

[Vriska might not be the most affectionate person in the world, but she still leans forward and hugs him again]

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[falkeditupagain]

[And Hanna will hold her always. You ever need hugs? just come to him and he'll supply them.]

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[dicey]

... I seriously meant what I said about you being weirdly perfect.

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[falkeditupagain]

You're sweet, really. [He still doesn't believe it though, even if that earns her an extra squeeze.]

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[dicey]

Am not!

I'm going to be really pissed at myself if I start being a bitch to you, though. I can be pretty bad at not being an asshole sometimes.

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[falkeditupagain]

Its okay. I'll just poke you in the nose or something if you start.

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[dicey]

You can even punch me if you want!

... You really think I'm like. Capable of being sweet?

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[falkeditupagain]

Naw. Unless you really pissed me off? The poking your nose thing will do. [But have fun trying to piss him off. It takes a bit.]

And yeah. Of course! Why wouldn't you be capable of it?

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[dicey]

Because I'm a troll!

... Man. I feel like I should be feeling insulted because good trolls aren't sweet, but I'm not! I guess I just don't care so much about being the best troll ever anymore.

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[falkeditupagain]

You're allowed to hit me for being cheesy, but I think you're already the best troll.

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[dicey]

[ELBOWS HIM IN THE SIDE]

[but it's an affectionate elbow]

That's not what I meant! The best trolls are the ones that are the most bloodthirsty and vicious. When I was little I was always really concerned with that.