Hanna Falk Cross (
falkeditupagain) wrote2020-04-11 11:16 am
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IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING
Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!
Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!
Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

Hideously delicious
Had she found some of his runes again?]
Uh...You do realize that a mare is a female horse, right? [Because what else are you supposed to say to something like that?]
your fault
[She makes a face.]
Then you'd be the stallion, I'd be the mare?
All my fault
Uh, no. I'd be neither. Um....Where did you, uh...
[Was she coming onto him? Like. SCREAMING MENTALLY WHAT THE HELL.] Who taught you to say that?
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Do you know what a pick up line is...?
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... A piece of string that picks things up?
[EDUCATED GUESS????]
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[How to phrase this...] It's a phrase you say to someone that is intended to get them to want you. Sexually.
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He tries to change his facial expression to something other than horrified surprise and shock, but it's kind of stuck that way.] It's okay...um...you didn't know.
Just, next time let's just try something else. Maybe draw me a picture of something silly. That's way easier, and a proven method.
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[suffocating herself under her pillow sounds like a good idea right now.]
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Hey, I won't tell anyone about it. It's fine. You didn't know.
Thanks for trying to cheer me up, really. It's the thought that counts, right?
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Hey, you know what'd make me happy? We could go on a little adventure, maybe you, me, and Roxas? Exploring. Sounds fun, right?
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We could go looking for unicorns again? I haven't tried for a long time.
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Now she's awkwardly ducking her head again.] With the horn on their head, right?
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