IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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Hideously delicious

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[Hanna had been expecting something a lot different than what he got. Xion was being weird again, and he is so not sure what the fuck, even...

Had she found some of his runes again?]

Uh...You do realize that a mare is a female horse, right? [Because what else are you supposed to say to something like that?]

your fault

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... Oh.

[She makes a face.]

Then you'd be the stallion, I'd be the mare?

All my fault

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[He kind of chokes. That is so not what he meant.]

Uh, no. I'd be neither. Um....Where did you, uh...

[Was she coming onto him? Like. SCREAMING MENTALLY WHAT THE HELL.] Who taught you to say that?

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I read it in a book. I thought it might make you happy?

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[...If he was into little girls who look thirteen but are actually like, one and a half, then sure. But. He's not. Thanks for trying, Xion.]

Do you know what a pick up line is...?

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[Wow she looks fifteen but is actually one and a half, thanks.]

... A piece of string that picks things up?

[EDUCATED GUESS????]

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Uh, good try, but no.

[How to phrase this...] It's a phrase you say to someone that is intended to get them to want you. Sexually.

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[He is so sorry Xion, but you brought this upon yourself.

He tries to change his facial expression to something other than horrified surprise and shock, but it's kind of stuck that way.] It's okay...um...you didn't know.

Just, next time let's just try something else. Maybe draw me a picture of something silly. That's way easier, and a proven method.

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Y-Yeah, i'll uhm. Do that instead.

[suffocating herself under her pillow sounds like a good idea right now.]

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[Awww...now he feels bad. But he didn't want to lie to her about what it was, lest she do it to someone else at some other given time without realizing what it was!]

Hey, I won't tell anyone about it. It's fine. You didn't know.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up, really. It's the thought that counts, right?

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I guess... But I really wanted to make you happier. You've been really down.

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[It's just sad when the kids notice too. Hanna tries so hard to keep all that shit to himself.]

Hey, you know what'd make me happy? We could go on a little adventure, maybe you, me, and Roxas? Exploring. Sounds fun, right?

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Well... It could be, but are you sure that'd make you happy?

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Sure! A little bit of normal, regular routine from home always cheers me right up.

We could go looking for unicorns again? I haven't tried for a long time.

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Unicorns? They're the.. horses [.....

Now she's awkwardly ducking her head again.] With the horn on their head, right?

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Yeah actually they're supposed to be good luck and stuff! it'd be fun!

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Alright then! I don't mind, but you'll have to ask Roxas if he wants to go too.

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No problem. We'll just have to plan for it.

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Alright! I'll look forward to it then, just let me know whenever we're all ready to go!

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Alright. Just need to wait for the best day, and I'll tell you and Roxas when!