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IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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Uh, good try, but no.

[How to phrase this...] It's a phrase you say to someone that is intended to get them to want you. Sexually.

[He is so sorry Xion, but you brought this upon yourself.

He tries to change his facial expression to something other than horrified surprise and shock, but it's kind of stuck that way.] It's okay...um...you didn't know.

Just, next time let's just try something else. Maybe draw me a picture of something silly. That's way easier, and a proven method.

Y-Yeah, i'll uhm. Do that instead.

[suffocating herself under her pillow sounds like a good idea right now.]

[Awww...now he feels bad. But he didn't want to lie to her about what it was, lest she do it to someone else at some other given time without realizing what it was!]

Hey, I won't tell anyone about it. It's fine. You didn't know.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up, really. It's the thought that counts, right?

I guess... But I really wanted to make you happier. You've been really down.

[It's just sad when the kids notice too. Hanna tries so hard to keep all that shit to himself.]

Hey, you know what'd make me happy? We could go on a little adventure, maybe you, me, and Roxas? Exploring. Sounds fun, right?

Well... It could be, but are you sure that'd make you happy?

Sure! A little bit of normal, regular routine from home always cheers me right up.

We could go looking for unicorns again? I haven't tried for a long time.