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IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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[He kind of blinks a moment before laughing, the memory coming back to him.] Yeah, well I still stand by that.

But...you know, you're special too, right? Too cool for school. You're more of a hero to me than a pirate, even if I'm not sure you'll take that as a compliment, but its true. You protect me, no matter what I tell you, or how hard I try to protect you myself. You've got no limitations, do you, Vriska?

With you? Maybe I don't.

But maybe you don't have any with me either, so it evens out.

See? I don't think we have to worry about anything.

All we have to know is that together we can be the best people we can be with each other around.

Definitely. And sometimes we can be the worst too, but that's okay, you know? That's what this is about. Being able to show the best and the worst; the strongest and the weakest. Everything.

Exactly. [Hanna trips over a rock but doesn't exactly lose his balance, leaning against her.] That's how its supposed to work.

[she clutches his arm more tightly, steadying him]

So what do you think? Can we do it?

Arent't we already?

... Yeah. Maybe we are.

Stop for a second, okay?

[she wants to hug him without tipping him over]

Alright...

[He's a little confused but he stops.]

[HUG]

[you are giving her all the warm fuzzies today, Hanna]

[He tries. Especially since he hasn't felt top notch recently and making someone else feel better helps with that.]

I feel like I should say something really sappy here.

Don't you always, cutie patootie?

Of course I do, sweetie pie!

This is ridiculous and we are ridiculous. Is that sappy enough?

You are my sunshine.

[beat]

Now it's sappy enough.

Man, now I've got the song stuck in my head...

It's so human-centric! It's a good thing I didn't mean it literally, because sunshine sucks.

Sunshine doesn't suck...And have you ever heard the sunshine song?

Sunshine totally sucks! Overcast all the way. Buuuuuuuut, no, I haven't. I've just heard the phrase!

Great! So now I can teach it to you. [Obviously he's excited to be obnoxious, singing slightly off key almost immediately afterwards.]

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine....you make me haaaaappy when skies are grey!

[gray skies > sunshine any day, but still...]

That's sweet.

you'll never know how much I love you, so please don't take my sunshine awaaaaay!

[He grins at her when he finishes, cheesy as Fuck.] Isn't it just the cutest fucking thing?

It is.

[the last line could be interpreted as a little sad, too, but she's not going to point that out]

And you're cute as fuck when you sing it.

[It is a little sad...but Hanna isn't mentioning that either.]

I don't sound cute, but I guess to each their own.

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