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IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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Arent't we already?

... Yeah. Maybe we are.

Stop for a second, okay?

[she wants to hug him without tipping him over]

Alright...

[He's a little confused but he stops.]

[HUG]

[you are giving her all the warm fuzzies today, Hanna]

[He tries. Especially since he hasn't felt top notch recently and making someone else feel better helps with that.]

I feel like I should say something really sappy here.

Don't you always, cutie patootie?

Of course I do, sweetie pie!

This is ridiculous and we are ridiculous. Is that sappy enough?

You are my sunshine.

[beat]

Now it's sappy enough.

Man, now I've got the song stuck in my head...

It's so human-centric! It's a good thing I didn't mean it literally, because sunshine sucks.

Sunshine doesn't suck...And have you ever heard the sunshine song?

Sunshine totally sucks! Overcast all the way. Buuuuuuuut, no, I haven't. I've just heard the phrase!

Great! So now I can teach it to you. [Obviously he's excited to be obnoxious, singing slightly off key almost immediately afterwards.]

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine....you make me haaaaappy when skies are grey!

[gray skies > sunshine any day, but still...]

That's sweet.

you'll never know how much I love you, so please don't take my sunshine awaaaaay!

[He grins at her when he finishes, cheesy as Fuck.] Isn't it just the cutest fucking thing?

It is.

[the last line could be interpreted as a little sad, too, but she's not going to point that out]

And you're cute as fuck when you sing it.

[It is a little sad...but Hanna isn't mentioning that either.]

I don't sound cute, but I guess to each their own.

You always sound cute. That was just extra cute.

Pft. Do not. I'm a man obviously the only time I'm going to be cute is when I'm trying real hard.

You are a tough man and a cute man. You're a paradox!

See, I like that one better. That sounds cooler.

Yeah! Being a paradox is very cool. And it's part of what makes you special, too!

I guess. Maybe.

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