IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

Comments

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Well if that's what you want to do...But you already live up to it. I'm serious, and its not like my love is conditional, Vriska. Its pretty, well. Unconditional.

So, you don't have to worry about it.

[dicey]

You know what?

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[And he'll be leaning really really close and whisper as if what ever she's going to say is a secret.] What.

[dicey]

[laughs a little and whispers back]

Mine's unconditional, too. For you.

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You're sweet. [he's just going to hug you again.]

[dicey]

That's another thing that's just for you!

[falkeditupagain]

Oh really? and you know what's just for you?

[dicey]

Tell me!

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This! [And he's going to hug her and lift her off the ground, with a little effort and spin her around.]

[dicey]

[she laughs again, grabbing onto his shoulders in surprise]

You are ridiculous!

-- I bet I could do that to you too.

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[he'll be setting her down now, because he's not all that strong.]

Naww, I think I'm good.

[dicey]

[cuddling right back up to him again]

I'll do it sometime when you leeeeeeeeast expect it.

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Sure you will. [He'll probably scream if you do it without him expecting.]

[dicey]

[touches her forehead to his]

I will! You're light and I'm strong; it's the perfect combination. Especially when you get drunk.

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, I don't get drunk all that often.

But if I was, you probably wouldn't want to spin me around.

[dicey]

Nah. Just carry you to the toilet, and then your bed.

[falkeditupagain]

You're a kid. You don't have to take care of me when I'm drunk, that's not your problem.

[dicey]

Hey, I'll do it because I want to, not because I think I have to. Who cares if I'm a kid?

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I do. you don't need to be dealing with drunk old people. [Seriously. Its not like he's a drunkard, but she definitely doesn't have to bother with it.]

[dicey]

It's not like I'm talking about any old stranger, I'm talking about you! I'll help you out with anything you need help with.

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I get it, but...I don't want to be like some dead beat drunkard guy who expects his kid to keep his hair back or what ever.

[dicey]

But I'm not your kid. I'm something else that we don't have words for.

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[Siiiiiigh]

Okay, if you really want to. But its not your job. Promise.

[dicey]

[nuzzlekiss on the cheek]

Come on. You seriously think I worry about that stuff?

[falkeditupagain]

I dunno, I'm not you. [Yes he's being a brat.]