IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

Comments

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, I don't get drunk all that often.

But if I was, you probably wouldn't want to spin me around.

[dicey]

Nah. Just carry you to the toilet, and then your bed.

[falkeditupagain]

You're a kid. You don't have to take care of me when I'm drunk, that's not your problem.

[dicey]

Hey, I'll do it because I want to, not because I think I have to. Who cares if I'm a kid?

[falkeditupagain]

I do. you don't need to be dealing with drunk old people. [Seriously. Its not like he's a drunkard, but she definitely doesn't have to bother with it.]

[dicey]

It's not like I'm talking about any old stranger, I'm talking about you! I'll help you out with anything you need help with.

[falkeditupagain]

I get it, but...I don't want to be like some dead beat drunkard guy who expects his kid to keep his hair back or what ever.

[dicey]

But I'm not your kid. I'm something else that we don't have words for.

[falkeditupagain]

[Siiiiiigh]

Okay, if you really want to. But its not your job. Promise.

[dicey]

[nuzzlekiss on the cheek]

Come on. You seriously think I worry about that stuff?

[falkeditupagain]

I dunno, I'm not you. [Yes he's being a brat.]

[dicey]

Well, I don't. I don't sit around thinking "oh man, is it my job to help Hanna out?"

[she secretly kind of thinks it is, but she likes it that way]

[falkeditupagain]

Alright, if you're sure. cause it really isn't your job.

[dicey]

When I grow up can it be my job?

[falkeditupagain]

Taking care of me shouldn't be anyones job but myself. You're allowed to help, but its never ever ever expected, alright?

Just so long as you remember that.

[dicey]

Man. And people say trolls are more everyone-for-himself than humans. I thought your species was all about helping and taking care of each other!

[falkeditupagain]

We like to help and take care of each other, but its not like I expect you to.

Its a nice thing you can do for someone, thats all.

[dicey]

[she leans down to rest on his shoulder]

That's not because you think I'm too selfish and fucked up to help and take care of you, right?

Because I know I'm selfish and fucked up, but I don't know, I kind of like to think you can be an exception to that.

[falkeditupagain]

Where did that even come from?

I don't think you're selfish and fucked up. [And he'll be giving her a look.]

[dicey]

I just wanted to make sure! That's all.

[falkeditupagain]

Good. And don't tell yourself you're either of those things, got it?

That's not good for, well...self esteem. [He's one to talk.]

[dicey]

[nudges him]

Hypocrite.

[falkeditupagain]

I'm allowed to be one.

[dicey]

Says who!

[falkeditupagain]

Says me.