IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

Comments

[dicey]

[do you need a shoulder to cry on, Hanna]

I know that.

It's really just troll stuff. Promise.

[falkeditupagain]

[Very, very possibly.]

Alright. Well, I trust you to sort it out.

[dicey]

[Hanna honey ;;]

Thanks.

So it's not going to be awkward?

[falkeditupagain]

That your jealous? Uh, not really.

I mean, you're allowed to be.

[dicey]

... I should have known that'd I'd be able to talk with you about jealousy issues, even when they're about you. That is so you!

[falkeditupagain]

Its a little weird though. I mean...no ones ever been jealous over me before.

To be honest, even if its not yanno, ideal, its kind of...nice?

[dicey]

Really?

[falkeditupagain]

Like a little ego boost or something.

[...] But don't take that in any way as me encouraging it, because I'm not. I want you two to get along.

[dicey]

Hey, we get along!

[falkeditupagain]

Jealousy doesn't equal just peachy.

[dicey]

Yeah, but I like him. I'm not pissed at the guy or anything.

[falkeditupagain]

Okay, okay.

Lets just, drop the subject, okay?

[dicey]

Good idea. You promised no awkward and you have to stick to that, okay?

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, I'm sticking to it!

Don't even worry.

[dicey]

And don't worry about me and Axel! We're tight, and anyway, even if he wasn't around I knew you wouldn't have picked me, so it doesn't even matter!

... Sorry I didn't tell you before.

[falkeditupagain]

You're a little young to be dating me like that, so... [He's not a cradle robber, Vriska.]

And its okay. Its okay to be scared, or upset about something.

[dicey]

Well, I don't like you like that, either!

I'm not scared or upset. Do you know how raaaaaaaarely I get scared?

[falkeditupagain]

I have no idea, Vriska. [Because usually you don't tell him.]

[dicey]

... I'll try to tell you when I do get scared, okay? But I'm telling the truth when I say it really doesn't happen that often!

Here I was scared during that one event where we kept dreaming weird stuff and nobody knew what was real and what wasn't. The ghost event freaked me out a little, too.

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, its okay. Ghosts tend to freak everyone out. For good reason, usually.

[dicey]

I hate ghosts. I had a bad run-in with some on Alternia once!

... I remember being really, really scared when you were attacked by that dragon, too. Even though that probably doesn't count because the memories were fake.

[falkeditupagain]

Tell me about it. [He's had a few bad run-ins.]

But yeah, I remember that too... The feelings were genuine though. Even if the memory is fake.

[dicey]

No kidding.

[she remembers way too much about how he died and all the pain that his death price brought him, and she hates thinking about it]

... Look, now that I'm being totally honest, Iiiiiiii really did mean it when I said I don't like you in the, you know, making out way. Or anything sex-related. I completely swear that any jealousy didn't have and will never have anything to do with that.

[falkeditupagain]

[Make sure you take good care of your Hanna, Vriska, because that is probably going to be his death price again if he bites the dust.]

Hey, I get it. I didn't think you were...Its like, well. There is this saying, but you can't repeat it to Axel, alright? [And he's trusting you, with this.]

Anyways, it goes, bro's before hoes. And while you're not a bro, and Axel is not a hoe, the idea is what i'm trying to get at. I'm not going to replace you or stop hanging out with you. Promise.

[dicey]

[SHE PLANS TO, SOB]

I know you won't. It just kind of sucks that your species doesn't have platonic romance, but you know what? I can deal with it! I'm glad you're happy, and I'm glad that we're still close even if we can't be more than just friends.

You're a really special guy, Hanna. I know I haven't gotten you to believe that yet, but you'd better not forget it, or I'll be pissed!

... Is that saying seriously a human thing?