IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

Comments

[falkeditupagain]

Its a little weird though. I mean...no ones ever been jealous over me before.

To be honest, even if its not yanno, ideal, its kind of...nice?

[dicey]

Really?

[falkeditupagain]

Like a little ego boost or something.

[...] But don't take that in any way as me encouraging it, because I'm not. I want you two to get along.

[dicey]

Hey, we get along!

[falkeditupagain]

Jealousy doesn't equal just peachy.

[dicey]

Yeah, but I like him. I'm not pissed at the guy or anything.

[falkeditupagain]

Okay, okay.

Lets just, drop the subject, okay?

[dicey]

Good idea. You promised no awkward and you have to stick to that, okay?

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, I'm sticking to it!

Don't even worry.

[dicey]

And don't worry about me and Axel! We're tight, and anyway, even if he wasn't around I knew you wouldn't have picked me, so it doesn't even matter!

... Sorry I didn't tell you before.

[falkeditupagain]

You're a little young to be dating me like that, so... [He's not a cradle robber, Vriska.]

And its okay. Its okay to be scared, or upset about something.

[dicey]

Well, I don't like you like that, either!

I'm not scared or upset. Do you know how raaaaaaaarely I get scared?

[falkeditupagain]

I have no idea, Vriska. [Because usually you don't tell him.]

[dicey]

... I'll try to tell you when I do get scared, okay? But I'm telling the truth when I say it really doesn't happen that often!

Here I was scared during that one event where we kept dreaming weird stuff and nobody knew what was real and what wasn't. The ghost event freaked me out a little, too.

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, its okay. Ghosts tend to freak everyone out. For good reason, usually.

[dicey]

I hate ghosts. I had a bad run-in with some on Alternia once!

... I remember being really, really scared when you were attacked by that dragon, too. Even though that probably doesn't count because the memories were fake.

[falkeditupagain]

Tell me about it. [He's had a few bad run-ins.]

But yeah, I remember that too... The feelings were genuine though. Even if the memory is fake.

[dicey]

No kidding.

[she remembers way too much about how he died and all the pain that his death price brought him, and she hates thinking about it]

... Look, now that I'm being totally honest, Iiiiiiii really did mean it when I said I don't like you in the, you know, making out way. Or anything sex-related. I completely swear that any jealousy didn't have and will never have anything to do with that.

[falkeditupagain]

[Make sure you take good care of your Hanna, Vriska, because that is probably going to be his death price again if he bites the dust.]

Hey, I get it. I didn't think you were...Its like, well. There is this saying, but you can't repeat it to Axel, alright? [And he's trusting you, with this.]

Anyways, it goes, bro's before hoes. And while you're not a bro, and Axel is not a hoe, the idea is what i'm trying to get at. I'm not going to replace you or stop hanging out with you. Promise.

[dicey]

[SHE PLANS TO, SOB]

I know you won't. It just kind of sucks that your species doesn't have platonic romance, but you know what? I can deal with it! I'm glad you're happy, and I'm glad that we're still close even if we can't be more than just friends.

You're a really special guy, Hanna. I know I haven't gotten you to believe that yet, but you'd better not forget it, or I'll be pissed!

... Is that saying seriously a human thing?

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, Vriska. we are more the friends. We're family. Don't you forget it, or i'll be pissed too. Okay? You're my sister, daughter, cousin, mother, rolled up into one.


[And yes, that is a saying.] Uh, yeah?

[dicey]

[... but what do those words mean]

You know how it's going to take you a while to believe that you're not a loser and people give a fuck about you?

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, I get the whole 'people give a fuck', I'm just slow on the 'not a loser' Uptake.

[dicey]

Yeah. Well, I think it might take me a while to believe this stuff. So we can help each other and be patient with each other, okay?

... Do you really not love Axel more than you love me?

[falkeditupagain]

[He never said that Vriska. He just said he's going to keep a balance. so you don't feel left out.]

Hey, that's not a fair question. While you may not believe me, there are different types of love, and people can definitely have platonic relationships. Like...heterosexual life partners or something. That's not sexual at all, but they stick together and have a strong bond. Think about it like that.