Hanna Falk Cross (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
falkeditupagain) wrote2024-06-11 11:29 pm
falkeditupagain) wrote2024-06-11 11:29 pm
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[It seems someone has decided to change his voicemail following graduation. Hes trying so hard to sound professional, business like, but Hanna's usual enthusiasm bleeds through easily.]
You have reached the mailbox of Hanna Cross. If you don't have an appointment, my secretary will follow up with a return message shortly. [a short pause.] meaning me. I'll get back to you, don't worry.
And if this is an emergency what are you doing on the phone? Cardio is your friend. byyyye!
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Just remember YOU didn't tell ME why when I miss something important and he does something shitty that I didn't know about. I'm not big brother, here. I don't have eyes in the back of my head. Just trying to do the best I can. If you change your mind I'm here, don't even have to be details, just something to look out for.
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And you're his warden. Don't dare put a single fucking scrap of blame on me if he does something else shitty and you didn't catch it. I'm not gonna take that.
Next time, talk less.
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I'm just saying It'd be nice to know about his shit behavior. Maybe convince who ever it is that I should know about it cause I'd rather him not hurt people if I can help it. I already know he escalates way too quickly, but I'm not a super spy.
Anyways, thanks for letting me not have to deal with death right out of the gate, I needed the fucking month's vacay after being burned alive.
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If anything changes I'll give you a heads up.
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THANK YOU, I appreciate you, and if you ever want a movie recommendation I'll slide one your way. You seem like a muppet treasure island kind of guy.
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Don't need your appreciation right now. Just need you to do what you're supposed to be here for.
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RESULTS. I'm sure i'll be making a lot of fucking requests in the near future to keep my shit inmate from being a shit. Like I said, regardless of what you may think of me, I'm not fucking around and I am serious about preventing further bullshit.
Now if you want to get snooty that's fine, but unless there is anything else I can do for you, you obviously aren't in the mood for a chat.
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See you around.
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Hope the restraining order helps. And if who ever you're feeling like needs the help, I've got protection spells that I can just give you, I don't have to know who they're for. It's free and I'm always willing to do that.
Fingers crossed I can herd a cat well enough we never have to talk about this again.
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And the order doesn't help a single bit in any way that matters, but it keeps me out of Zero. Don't make the mistake of thinking I'm asking a "warden" for this kind of help because it's something I want to be doing.
[Then, after a few minutes.]
Do protection spells only work if the person they're for actually wants protecting.
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I mean, that's kind of dependent on what kind. I've got different kinds. One is activated, you keep it in your pocket, its a one time use that prevents harm and will give who ever's coming at you a bit of a push. I've got a bunch of those pre-made.
OR I could give a maintained spell, which goes directly on the skin and does that but continuous. Those are a little more case by case but if you're talking about needing protection from a guy that's my responsibility? It's not a question. I'll do that regardless of the cost.
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But I'll think about it.
Pretty sure the person it's for is still pissed about the whole hell thing. Might put a dampener on the conversation if I bring it up.
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But, if they can take it as me trying to do better by them rather than that shit show, that's all I can do. Offer's never off the table.
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All the same, never do it again.
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And I'm pretty sure if I even thought about letting it get that far, I'd be single. Immediately. Which isn't the only reason not to, but the first one that comes to mind among a fucking archive of others.
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And I don't plan on it. I never did share my notes with anyone other than the person who originally gave me the book, and he didn't think I was going to use it like that anyways. I just got a little to into the practical part of studying. 'unfortunate' doesn't even begin to cover my mistake, but at least I'm not hiding it? I feel like that would be worse.
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Also I like to talk, sue me? Not like it is the most life changing, personal oversharing in the multiverse. If it bothers you, you could always just stop texting me? But then we wouldnt be chatting anymore.
😢😢😢 so sad.
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Give em an option and they just sashay away every time. Bummer. Dont forget about protection though, really! Offers always open.