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[falkeditupagain]

[It seems someone has decided to change his voicemail following graduation. Hes trying so hard to sound professional, business like, but Hanna's usual enthusiasm bleeds through easily.]

You have reached the mailbox of Hanna Cross. If you don't have an appointment, my secretary will follow up with a return message shortly. [a short pause.] meaning me. I'll get back to you, don't worry.

And if this is an emergency what are you doing on the phone? Cardio is your friend. byyyye!

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[falkeditupagain]

You can think what ever you want, but I know what I'm about and if you don't get that impression then that's your take. I'm not going to magically change your mind over text, but I can with action.

Hope the restraining order helps. And if who ever you're feeling like needs the help, I've got protection spells that I can just give you, I don't have to know who they're for. It's free and I'm always willing to do that.

Fingers crossed I can herd a cat well enough we never have to talk about this again.

[reargunner]

Somehow I doubt that.

And the order doesn't help a single bit in any way that matters, but it keeps me out of Zero. Don't make the mistake of thinking I'm asking a "warden" for this kind of help because it's something I want to be doing.

[Then, after a few minutes.]

Do protection spells only work if the person they're for actually wants protecting.

[falkeditupagain]

[Ha, he figured that might help a little bit.]

I mean, that's kind of dependent on what kind. I've got different kinds. One is activated, you keep it in your pocket, its a one time use that prevents harm and will give who ever's coming at you a bit of a push. I've got a bunch of those pre-made.

OR I could give a maintained spell, which goes directly on the skin and does that but continuous. Those are a little more case by case but if you're talking about needing protection from a guy that's my responsibility? It's not a question. I'll do that regardless of the cost.

[reargunner]

Not exactly what I meant.
But I'll think about it.

Pretty sure the person it's for is still pissed about the whole hell thing. Might put a dampener on the conversation if I bring it up.

[falkeditupagain]

Yeah, I'm sure that's going to follow me forever, not that I'm complaining, or no one has a reason to be upset about it still but I'm not exactly surprised.

But, if they can take it as me trying to do better by them rather than that shit show, that's all I can do. Offer's never off the table.

[reargunner]

In hindsight it was impressive how you pulled it off.

All the same, never do it again.

[falkeditupagain]

Yeah, well I only have one offense spell for a reason. Magic shouldn't hurt people, it should help them.

And I'm pretty sure if I even thought about letting it get that far, I'd be single. Immediately. Which isn't the only reason not to, but the first one that comes to mind among a fucking archive of others.

[reargunner]

Can think of worse reasons.

[falkeditupagain]

Like I said, I could write a book with all the reasons I shouldn't do that again.

And I don't plan on it. I never did share my notes with anyone other than the person who originally gave me the book, and he didn't think I was going to use it like that anyways. I just got a little to into the practical part of studying. 'unfortunate' doesn't even begin to cover my mistake, but at least I'm not hiding it? I feel like that would be worse.

[reargunner]

Anyone ever tell you that you got this tendency to overshare.

[falkeditupagain]

TECHNICALLY we are still on topic cause you brought it up.

Also I like to talk, sue me? Not like it is the most life changing, personal oversharing in the multiverse. If it bothers you, you could always just stop texting me? But then we wouldnt be chatting anymore.

😢😢😢 so sad.

[reargunner]

Bye.

[falkeditupagain]

🥺🥺🥺...🪦

Give em an option and they just sashay away every time. Bummer. Dont forget about protection though, really! Offers always open.