IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

Comments

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You're not just a kid, but I really don't think... [He'll just sigh.]

You're a kid until you're not one, alright?

[audio]

[dicey]

I'm a kid, but I'm also kind of not one, too.

[audio]

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I know that, but you're still a kid. Even if you're not completely one. A young adult.

[audio]

[dicey]

Whatever. I can still do anything adults can.

[audio]

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Not everything.

[And okay, he's kind of teasing her right here, don't you mind, Vriska.]

[audio]

[dicey]

Yes everything!

[audio]

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[He could name a few things, but he's not going to go there.]

Okay, Vriska. Okay.

[audio]

[dicey]

I was a little kid when I came here. A clueless and immature little kid. But I'm not anymore. I want to show how grown-up and dependable I am.

[audio]

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[It hasn't even been two years for her, has it?]

I know you're dependable, but that doesn't change the fact that you're still young, Vriska.

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[dicey]

So what? Shit happens and people have to grow up. I don't want to be treated like I'm young.

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How about I tell you ill try...does that make you feel better? I mean, that's all I can do.

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[dicey]

Yeah, it does.

I guess, you could just try to think about how you felt when you were younger and people treated you like a kid? I bet you didn't like that, right.

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Vriska...People still treat me like a kid sometimes.

I know how it feels.

[audio]

[dicey]

Well, I won't treat you like a kid. Okay? You're pretty grown-up to me.

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There was another thing I needed to talk to you about. About that Boogeyman guy?

[audio]

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Yeah? What was it?

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[dicey]

Don't freak out, okay? Because it's not that bad, I swear.





He's giving me nightmares.

[audio]

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[Hanna tries his best not to 'freak out', but the anger that comes with her confession has him a little beyond reason. Pitch can do what he wants to him, but he shouldn't touch his friends.]

I'm going to kill him. Seriously. He deserves it. What the fuck does he think he's doing?

Trying to piss me off?

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[dicey]

Hanna! I told you, it's no big deal. It started a while ago-- uh. SorryIdidn'ttellyou.

But it started a while ago, and it's not like they were keeping me awake or anything. You wouldn't have even noticed if I hadn't said anything. Trolls are used to nightmares, and even if these are different nightmares, it's still-- yeah.

It's okay.

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No it is not okay! He's just a big bully trying to prove he is one and no one should suffer for it because his ego can't take much of a hit at all.

[audio]

[dicey]

I know, I know; he's lame! He kind of reminds me of me, except a million times more pathetic.

But it is okay, because his stupid nightmares are just as lame as he is and I don't give a fuck. I'm not suffering, Hanna. I'm not!

[audio]

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Suffering or not, I'm talking to him.

This is just bullshit.

[audio]

[dicey]

Hell no! He'll just make yours worse and you don't need that shit right now. He already went way too far when you were just being a douche to him; he'd do way more if you went and started yelling at him!

We can fight him again later, but you have wayyyyyyyy bigger fish to fry right now. I only told you because I didn't want to keep it from you for too long.

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I don't care. He needs a talking to and I'm going to be the one that does it. He may give me nightmares, but I'm not afraid of him. And no one should have to be.

And while I'm happy you told me, you should have said so sooner Vriska.

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[dicey]

I know, I'm a big dumb hypocrite. I didn't want to say anything with your surgery stuff going on. But I'm not scared of him, and he can't affect me. You know what can affect me? You being miserable!

[audio]

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You're not dumb, and I don't care about any of that. Seriously. It's something that's going on, but him bothering you, I can't overlook it. Even if you aren't scared. It's still a thing that's happening.

Besides, how can he make it any worse? How?