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Hanna Falk Cross ([personal profile] falkeditupagain) wrote2020-04-11 11:16 am
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IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!
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falkeditupagain: (guh...really?)

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[personal profile] falkeditupagain 2013-01-30 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we are mammals. That means that we give live birth, yanno? At least females do. They grow babies inside. Like...A dog! They have essentially the same stuff down there. [Don't have sex with a dog, Roxas.]

Yeah, we're toge- [What? What?] NO! No...no. Its. Different. You're just friends, I'm his...[Shit, this is confusing.] He's my...Well? Uh, significant other. We're a couple. You know...together. [How could he explain that to Roxas without him getting confused again? He has no other words for 'dating' that he can think of.]

No, nothing is going to happen to Xion. She's fine.
theotherpromise: (maybe it's this way)

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[personal profile] theotherpromise 2013-01-30 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Hold on. [Xion was nearly having a panic attack, so he'd better go tell her she won't be having any babies in her any time soon.]
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[personal profile] theotherpromise 2013-02-03 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Aaaand he's back.]Okay. You're saying you've seen the inside of a dog? ...That's kind of gross.

But Axel's asleep. You two can't be together. Unless you're taking care of him right now. ...Hanna, how long's it been since you got some sleep anyway?

[Is this where all this weird information is coming from? Roxas's gut says probably.]
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[personal profile] falkeditupagain 2013-02-03 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
No! No. Oh my god Roxas, you can't take all this stuff so literally.

[He's just going to be covering his eyes and groaning.] Xion kind of gets dating. Ask her about it. Please? [For the sake of his sanity. And to be completely honest, he hasn't slept well at all. But. He doesn't need to tell Roxas about that.]

I got some sleep yesterday.
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[personal profile] theotherpromise 2013-02-03 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not his fault Hanna's being confusing. But Roxas won't say that out loud.]

If you need some more, I can take on duty later. [Even if he's seen how it looks to feed Vriska and Axel while they're sleeping. And it's nasty.] I'll message you first thing if they wake up.
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[personal profile] falkeditupagain 2013-02-03 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[It kind of breaks his heart a little to have to use a dribble cloth to feed his sleeping boyfriend, but at least he doesn't choke on it.] No...it's okay. I can handle it.

[He doesn't like sleeping much any more, due to a certain nightmareous creature.] Thanks for the offer though.
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[personal profile] theotherpromise 2013-02-03 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Roxas is the same. But he's used to restless sleeps and weird dreams.]

Talk to you later. [Finally that info session is over. Why does everything Roxas finds out have to confuse him more. Anyway, it's back to Xion!]
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