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IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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And I bet you wouldn't like being a vampire.

I bet we could find someone who could do magic on you, since magic is a thing on your planet.

I'm not sure if I could become one actually... [But that's neither here nor there.]

But anyways, maybe? But making someone live an unnaturally long life would be kind of freaky, and hard to find. We'll see what we can do when we get there though, I guess.

It wouldn't have to be freaky. But it's not like I'd make you if you didn't want to.

If anything we would need a credible magician or like...a faerie who could do it. But again, that might take a while. I guess we will just, see.

Do you think it's lame that I want you to have a lifespan more like mine?

Yours is just so... short. We could be together for your whole life and it'd still be only like a fifth of mine.

Naw...Its understandable.

I just, I don't really think people are supposed to live that long for a reason. Our bodies aren't really built for it, so we'd have to find someone real good to fix that.

Yeah.

[she rolls over in his lap, her face against his stomach]
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You'd better see it as a compliment, though. I want to spend my whole life with you, not just yours.

Don't go telling everyone that. They might think you're crazy. [He's teasing, obviously, running his fingers through her hair.]

They would have to be crazy to think I'm crazy! All the sane people would be jealous. And anyway, everybody already knows I want to go with you; I talk about you all the time.

You're going to make people disappointed when they meet me, after all that good stuff you're saying.

No one can be that perfect.

I don't tell them you're perfect! I tell them you're the most amazing person in the world.

I think that's close enough.

Then I guess you're close enough to perfect!

[she leans into his hand on her hair, turning her head to flash him a cheeky grin]

[He pokes her cheek, rolling his eyes.]

I didn't mean I was close, I meant, that's close enough to perfect, which I'm not.

I know, but that's what I meant. You are definitely close enough to perfect.

I think you're idea of perfect is a little off.

[in a serious voice]

No way. Trust me, I've been off about perfect before. But this time, I have it spot-on.

[she reaches up to touch his forehead, but her arm isn't long enough, so she ends up poking his chin instead]

Haha, oops.

What ever you say, Vriska, but it's all in the eye of the beholder, right?

[And he's going to poke her chin too, grinning.] There, now we're even.

I think it's in the eye of a lot of beholders.

[she grabs for his hand, squeezing it]

You know everybody likes you, right?

I know a lot of people like me. Not everyone.

No one can be liked by everyone. [He squeezes her hand back.] Besides, if I didn't have any sort of conflict in my life, it'd be kind of boring, right?

Well, that's what I would think, but you're a human!

So almost everyone likes you. All the people with good taste do. And some of them love you too, like me!

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