IC contact post/voice mail - ADSTRING

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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

Comments

[audio; sent simultaneously to Axel, Hanna, and Roxas's PCDs

[dicey]

Hey!

Instead of tracking you guys down and saying this three times, I'm just going to say it to all of you at once. Ruby and Vicki are going on an expedition to the Wastes, and I want to go! But since I'm a thoughtful and forward-thinking person, I remembered that since it's dangerous out there and time can get weird, Hanna would want to go with me. And if Hanna went, Axel would want to go, and if Axel went, Roxas would want to go.

So we should all go! This should be a thing. You in?

[falkeditupagain]

Oh...The wastes, huh?

Well, if they go then yeah, I'd totally want to. I've never been. But I'm not sure how much of a help I'd be if we got into trouble. some of those things are pretty big and bad beasties.

[dicey]

-- Wait, you'll only go if they go? I thought they'd only go if you went!

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Vriska, those are two women that I don't know. [He'd like to go to make sure you don't do something stupid, but he'd feel more comfortable if there were some guys around.]

I suck at socializing with women.

[dicey]

But I'd be there!

And anyway, I think Axel and Roxas are going to say yes.

[falkeditupagain]

Yeah, but I'd look like a dick if I only talked to you.

Uh, you think Zombro can go too? I don't want him to be in the house all by himself if we do end up going.

[dicey]

Sure, why not!

But you really need to talk to girls. What if someday you need to go with me somewhere and Axel and Roxas can't come? You'd be up shit creek! You should practice more on Juliet and Xion and people like that.

[falkeditupagain]

Well I know Juliet and Xion. I don't know Vicki and....Ruby, was it?

So suddenly spending three days with them is going to give me like, foot in mouth syndrome or something. Or, you know, a lack of.

[dicey]

Oh. I guess you don't do well with full immersion, huh?

I'll make sure Axel and Roxas and the Zombie come, and you can hide behind us.

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[And here is where he's blushing because he doesn't have to hide either.]

I'm not going to hide behind you...It'll just, be easier to not make an idiot of myself if I have more people to talk to.

[dicey]

Yeah, okay.

You're not pissed off that I thought you'd want to come, right?

[falkeditupagain]

Nope, not mad at all. I'd feel more comfortable if I was coming anyways. If I didn't, I'd just be at home worrying the entire time you were gone.

[dicey]

Yeah, I know. And I'd spend the whole time worrying we'd get back and find out a bunch of time had passed!

[falkeditupagain]

Hopefully we won't get lost in a time sink.

[dicey]

I don't think they're that common!

-- But uh. I should probably warn you about Ruby! Maybe both of them. They kiiiiiiiind of think it's fun to fuck with people's heads sometimes, so watch out! Don't tell them I said that, though.

[falkeditupagain]

Oh..., what kind of fucking with peoples heads are we talking about?

[dicey]

Nothing that bad? I don't think! I wouldn't let them do anything bad to you, so...

[falkeditupagain]

Alright. I won't worry too much about it, then.

[dicey]

Okay, good. Love you!

[falkeditupagain]

Love you too, Vriska!