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Hey, you've reached Hanna Cross, paranormal investigator extraordinaire!

Leave a message and I will totally get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Which will be soon. Ish. Awesome, thanks!

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[okay Hanna you're making her laugh]

Have I told you lately that you're my favorite?

[That's half the point. But he really is serious about kicking the guy in the balls.]

Well, you can never say it enough, so. [He manages a smile, even though she can't see it.] But you're my favorite too so.

[Vriska's internal monologue here is going something like: "okay come on he said that lightheartedly because you said it people joke it's a thing stop taking everything so seriously; if you hadn't been crying on Kanaya's shoulder about this earlier you wouldn't think twice about him saying that so get ahold of yourself you can deal with it even if you're not his favorite, seriously, you're good at dealing with stuff 8|"]

Hahahaha! I'll be sure to say it all the time. It'll be my Hanna-is-the-best quota!

I won't forgot to say it either, Vriska. You can count on me. [Because he means it damnit. He loves you.]

I would say we should tape it, but that's a little too mean for my taste. So I'll just try and imitate his face when I kick him in the balls for you later. It'll be great.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

[... not that that takes a lot of things out of the equation]

To be honest I'll probably just kick him in the balls. That's more than any guy really deserves, so.

But, its a righteous justification for leading someone on. [Especially if they just got ripped apart not to long ago.]

The dumbest thing is I don't think he was even trying to be mean or two-timey. He really is that clueless!

[...]

Well. Hmm. Maybe I won't kick him in the balls then. [because if the guy didn't actually realize it then....He can't take a cheap shot like that.

It isn't fair.] But I will punch him. Definitely.

I can't believe I got duped into liking him. I might not have even looked twice at him if he hadn't been hitting on me non-stop!

[Vriska, this might be a good time to consider the fact that you're a little too desperate for attention and validation]

Well that's not nice of him.

Did you talk to him about it?

... I don't know. I was pretty mad!

Yeah.

Well, I'll talk to him for you or something.

Yeah. I'll do it later, too.

Right now I'm kind of too embarrassed to talk to anyone from that lame group of assholes!

Even if you're mad, try and listen I guess. It might just make you feel a little better about it too. Especially when he maybe gets to an apology.

[But yeah, he understands. Well, not really. But. He gets when people like other people and not you. So. Its not a fun feeling.]

Any apology would be half-assed and fake after that bullshit he pulled.

A little, yeah.

[He thinks about it a moment, curious.] You know, i'm not trying to get you angry, and I still don't think its cool that he did that, but do you remember how I broke up with Demyx after the event because I had been dating Lea?

Part of the reason why I did it was because...well, you know, I really kind of liked the idea of dating him, even though I remembered that I was already dating Demyx.

So I can get how that works out.

Yeah. But that's still different! You didn't have this crush on Axel and then flirt with Demyx and get him to ask you out. And you didn't only like Demyx because of some stupid fetish.

You're not a loser, he's a loser. And I guess I'm kind of a loser for falling for it and making a mess out of my first red relationship.

Romance really sucks, you know that?

I...Okay, that's true. But sometimes when you're friends with someone, you don't realize you like them until you get in a little deeper with someone else. Its kind of horrible, but...

Romance is kind of a lot of testing waters, and potentially breaking someones heart in the process of mending yours.

[This is horrible, and why he thinks thirteen year olds shouldn't date.] I...Before I came here? People didn't even give me the time of day, so I really do get it, Vriska. Romance does suck.

Hey, he didn't break my heart. The crush wasn't that big.

People should give you all the time in their day.

I know that, but it still hurts. You know?

And...I don't care if they didn't. I have friends now, so...

And you have me!

... Buuuuuuuut I don't know. I guess it does sting a little. Mostly it's just really embarrassing.

Well. We'll do something fun and you'll forget all about him, how about that?

... Yeah. Sounds good.

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