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[falkeditupagain]

[It seems someone has decided to change his voicemail following graduation. Hes trying so hard to sound professional, business like, but Hanna's usual enthusiasm bleeds through easily.]

You have reached the mailbox of Hanna Cross. If you don't have an appointment, my secretary will follow up with a return message shortly. [a short pause.] meaning me. I'll get back to you, don't worry.

And if this is an emergency what are you doing on the phone? Cardio is your friend. byyyye!

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[falkeditupagain]

He likes cream, and fish.

I dont think I've ever seen him accessorize while in cat form...he does like fashion when he looks human though. He just cant be in that form in his cabin.

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[queen_anne_chonk]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

HE CAN TURN HUMAN??

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[falkeditupagain]

He can shape shift, yes. But regardless the form he's still a cat king.

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[queen_anne_chonk]

WELL

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. NO SELF-AFFIRMING CAT NEEDS TO BE ANYTHING BUT THEIR PERFECT FORM EXCEPT TO OPEN WET FOOD CANS OR DRIVE TO WHERE THE CANS ARE.

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[falkeditupagain]

But see, he's more than just a cat.

That form is to assist him in keeping his court safe. Sure he can also open doors, but he could just teleport if he wanted to. I dont think he needs thumbs, he just has them sometime.

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[queen_anne_chonk]

OMIGOSH I CAN TELEPORT TOO.

MAYBE IT'S A CAT ROYALTY THING.

ALSO I CAN MAKE HOLES IN THINGS SO THAT'S BETTER THAN HAVING THUMBS.

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[falkeditupagain]

That's a cool skill.

Do you use magic?

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[queen_anne_chonk]

YES I DO. IT COMES WITH MY CLASS OF 'FORMER CHILD ACTOR' WHICH LETS ME SPECIALIZE IN A RANGE OF DIFFERENT SPELLS. MY FAVORITE AND CURRENT ONE IS SOMETHING CALLED 'LEGENDARY DIVA'. IT LETS ME SING!

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[falkeditupagain]

[...]

Can you cast that on other people?

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[queen_anne_chonk]

WHY? DO YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SING?

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[falkeditupagain]

I know how to sing!

[...just not amazingly well.]</small But I could probably be better?

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[queen_anne_chonk]

WELL NO THEN I CAN'T CAST IT ON PEOPLE BUT I CAN CAST IT ON ME TO MAKE YOU DO WHAT I WANT WHICH IS KIND OF LIKE THE SAME THING?

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[falkeditupagain]

[Hanna is squinting at his comm because he thinks maybe this cat is a little fibber, but? What ever.]

How would being a legendary Diva result in mind control?

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[queen_anne_chonk]

[she rolls her eyes]

HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF A BARD BEFORE? ALL THEY DO IS HYPNOTIZE YOU WITH THEIR MUSIC AND SEXY DANCING.

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[falkeditupagain]

I mean, I know what a bard is but I thought they like, hyped people up with their music?

Gave you like, inspiration not actual hypnotizing... [Maybe he hadn't played enough D&D in middle school but he swears thats not what a bard does.]

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[queen_anne_chonk]

IT CAN BE BOTH. WANT TO SEE MY SPELLS? I HAVE A TRAINING ROOM.

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[falkeditupagain]

[...What the hell, why not?]

I'll show off some of my own magic too. Where you at?

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[queen_anne_chonk]

CABIN 102. I TRIED TO GET 101 BUT I COULDN'T BUT JEDAO SAYS IT'S OKAY BECAUSE 102 IS DIVISIBLE BY 17 WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN SOMETHING I GUESS.