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[It seems someone has decided to change his voicemail following graduation. Hes trying so hard to sound professional, business like, but Hanna's usual enthusiasm bleeds through easily.]

You have reached the mailbox of Hanna Cross. If you don't have an appointment, my secretary will follow up with a return message shortly. [a short pause.] meaning me. I'll get back to you, don't worry.

And if this is an emergency what are you doing on the phone? Cardio is your friend. byyyye!

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I mean, yes, they are. Just, that's so many. How long do bees live anyways?

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Twenty-five, thirty days. Queens live up to three years, but I retire mine at one.

If I vanish off the Barge, I've got it all set up so the bees will very quickly reduce their own populations down to sustainable levels.

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Huh...that's not very long at all. I guess that's why she's constantly popping them out, yeah? Crazy that you can get those kinds of numbers when their life span is that short.

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[Welcome to honeybee 101]

The queen can lay up to two thousand eggs a day in her active season, and I have two queens in each of the greenhouse hives, and the two hives in my cabin have ten and twenty queens, respectively.

I'm over-producing, but there are three separate groups of people aboard making mead and almost a hundred passengers who won't have any other source of sugar if we run into another time we can't make supply runs. And I feed the excess larvae and all the waste to the mealworm farm.

In the meantime, they ensure the greenhouse and garden boxes produce every single calorie they can. I worked for years on figuring out a system for perfect pollination. And I sell spare queens whenever we make port somewhere good.

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[Hanna might look a little horrified.]

Two thousand a day? Jesus christ. That poor lady.

Still, that's a super efficient system, I mean...It's gonna be a whole thing when you decide to leave, I suppose. Hope the Admiral finds a apiarist who's like, half as good in the meantime.

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Iris is decent at it. And she can rehome the spare queens if she has to. But I do miss when the Shens were here - they both had my bug powers, since we were linked.